Someone just handed me an envelope with a booger on it. A grown-ass man gave me something with a booger on it. I repeat, it had a fucking booger on it.
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I tend[ed] to the mundane, idiotic and bizarre demands of a bunch of spoiled brats who just happen to be adults making anywhere from six to seven figures. [Now I'm waiting on that government cheese.]
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