Showing posts with label Doctor Visits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctor Visits. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Look Ma, No Cavities


Good people,

News from the dental world is that it's all good under the hood. Not one cavity. Not only that, because I didn't need to have anything done other than a cleaning and a check up I didn't have to drop any scrilla on a copay.

So Operation Check Up has been a rousing success: nothing but high marks from, the doc, the dentist and the dermi. (If you're wondering about my vision I had laser a couple years back and can see everything, like through walls and shit.)

Friday, January 30, 2009

These Hard Economic Times


Good people,

I must confess something to you. In these penny-pinching times I got naked for a man the other day. But fear not, he was a dermatologist. It's all good on the surface level so a new tattoo is in the pipeline.

Next up, the dentist.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Health Update


Fit as a motherfuckin' fiddle.

This is good news since as my internals are gonna need to start fending for themselves sans drugs and medicine for the next while.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Operation Check Up


Good people,

The clock is ticking. My health insurance runs out at the end of the month. So I'm going to just shower myself with doctorly attention. I have a general doctor visit today. I couldn't get a dermatology appointment until the 22nd. Next up optometry and dentistry.

I think I'll pass on the proctologist.

Alas, no more.

Alas, no more.